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July 2007 Archive



31 July - Richelieu's Cats Update

Cardinal Richelieu with Airship Cat

Martha Norbeck-Wallingford, our director of planned giving, has kindly lent me a splendid book she received for her recent birthday - photographer Carl Van Vechten's The Tiger in the House: a Cultural History of the Cat. Originally published in 1920, it's been reissued in a handsome new edition by
New York Review Books. It's a jumbled but fascinating compendium, including chapters like "The Cat and the Occult", "The Cat in Folklore" and in Music, Art, Fiction, the Law, etc. It's great fun for the cat-lover, and maybe even for the cat-tolerator, too. Buy a copy here, and help support the Museum's Cat Outreach programs. I mentioned Cardinal Richelieu's love of cats a couple of weeks ago; Van Vechten includes a couple of quotes on the subject:
With Richelieu the taste for cats was a mania; when he rose in the morning and when he went to bed at night he was always surrounded by a dozen of them with which he played, delighting to watch them jump and gambol. He had one of his chambers fitted up as a cattery. which was entrusted to overseers, the names of whom are known. Abel and Teyssandier came, morning and evening, to feed the cats with patés fashioned of the white meat of chicken...

History records that Richelieu with one hand caressed a family of cats which played on his knees, while with the other he signed the order for the execution of Cinq-Mars...

Very much in the style of Docteur le Non... The list of the Cardinal's cats includes one I missed previously, one Perruque, sibling of Racan, so named because they were born in the wig of the poet and academician Racan.

Above, Richelieu issues orders to Perruque before his famous airship raid on the Huguenot stronghold of La Rochelle (1627).

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31 July - Flirtation

Nutmeg and Leroy in the North Wallow

Kitten Nutmeg turns on the charm for Leroy's benefit over in the North Wallow. Leroy is baffled and doesn't respond; Her Tortieness gets all hissy, takes a swipe at him, and stalks off. Leroy is all like "Dude - what was that about?" I could explain it to him, but he really has to learn this stuff for himself.

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31 July - More Pirates

George Rose as Major General Stanley in 'The Pirates of Penzance' (1980)

As predicted, I did pick up a copy of the live performance of The Pirates of Penzance starring Kevin Kline, Linda Ronstadt, and Rex Smith. It's great fun, though the video quality is poor - it looks like the DVD was dubbed from Uncle Harold's tattered old VHS. But I was pleased to see that Major General Stanley does wear a smoking cap in Act II. Patricia Routledge (Hetty in Hetty Wainthropp Investigates and Hyacinth in Keeping Up Appearances) plays Ruth; Angela Lansbury took over the role in the 1983 movie version. All in all, I have to say I prefer the 1983 version - too bad it's not available on DVD. Though I, mysteriously enough, seem to have it on DVD.

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30 July - Rude Interruption

As predicted earlier, the Janus Museum site was knocked off the air last week after a freakish large blip in traffic to the site - very sorry to have gone dark, though it was sort of a nice vacation. The only news I have to report is that the TV project hinted at previously is, shockingly, actually under way - filming has begun.

Our faithful intern Zoe quickly put together an alternate emergency site for the duration of the blackout; we'll hang on to it in case of future outages - will have to figure out what sort of programming we'll post to it during non-emergency periods.

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22 July - Summer Wear

Fashionable Smoking Cap for Summer Wear

Gus Norbeck, the museum maintenance man, models his new summer-weight smoking cap; he looks rakish but dazed.

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18 July - Old Carmina Burana School

Harve Presnell in 'Old School'
Harve Presnell (right) in Old School

What does Carl Orff have in common with Will Ferrell? That dry, understated comedy Old School (2003), starring Ferrell, Luke Wilson, and Vince Vaughn, was being played on
the spiffing new TV in the fellow's common room last night, and I noticed that Harve Presnell was also in the cast, playing a crusty, vengeful academic. Presnell has had a lengthy musical comedy and movie career, but I know him best as having performed the baritone part in one of the best recordings ever of Orff's Carmina Burana. Here's Harve's version of Estuans Interius (In Rage and Bitterness) from the In Taberna section (streaming MP3). I especially like his take on the final line:
Mortuus in anima,
curam gero cutis.

(Dead in soul, I care only for my body.)
... Which is also, coincidentally, a fairly decent one line synopsis of Old School. I still larfed like an idiot, though.

This version of Carmina Burana was recorded in 1960 with Ormandy and the Philadelphia Orchestra; Janice Harsanyi was the soprano, and Rudolf Petrak did the tenor. I should disclose that Janice Harsanyi taught voice at my own old school, which places me at three degrees of separation from Will Ferrell. What an honor for me...

The Ormandy Carmina is available in several versions - one is a low-priced Sony "Great Performances" series disc; another disc costs a bit more, but features the cool collage album art from the original LP. There's even an SACD disc, whatever that may be.

By the way, many thanks to those Friends of the Museum who have been making purchases on Amazon.com through one of the handy links on this site - we get a commission on anything you buy on Amazon after you click a link, like the Carmina Burana links above. I hope that whoever bought the Pullman His Dark Materials trilogy enjoys it - fabulous books; can't wait for the movie.

Oh, yes - also by the way: Panabasis was recently linked to by the mighty Boing Boing. The attention is kind of nice, but the hugely increased bandwidth consumption may knock the site off the air. If, later in the month, you can't find us, you'll know the reason why.

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15 July - Remaining Calm

Natasha and Leroy at the Gazebo

Cats Natasha and Leroy on the alert during this afternoon's catwalk; while lounging in the gazebo, they sighted a golden retriever being walked in Wallingford Park. Dogs are strange, unaccountable creatures, much given to barking and chasing, and it's wise to give them a wide berth. Like Homeland Security chief Michael Chertoff, Leroy and Natasha have
a gut feeling that an attack could happen at any time this summer. The cats remained calm but guarded until the brute was out of sight, and the catwalk continued. Then we all had a snack.

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14 July - Richelieu's Cats

Cardinal Richelieu and his Cats

Armand Jean du Plessis, Cardinal Richelieu (1585-1642) was a scheming Machiavellian megalomaniac of dubious or nonexistant principles. He tossed more chaps into
the Bastille than I've had hot dinners. Less well known is that he was very fond of cats, which means he was a very nice man. Here's a list of his cats:
Ludoviska
Rubis sur l'Ongle
Serpolet
Pyrame
Thisbe
Racan
Mounard le Fougueux
Soumise
Gazette
Ludovic le Cruel
Mimi-Paillon
Felimare
Lucifer
Above, a charming little tableau showing the Cardinal, clutching a lettre de cachet, directing his kitties to attack a Huguenot. Rubis sur l'Ongle is cunningly disguised as a llama. This is the second in a series showing French notables with their cats.

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14 July - Recent Acquisition

The Janus Museum's Fellows' Common Room

Imagine my surprise, following
my sad tale of the Janus Museum's lack of funds for the desperately needed conservation of one of the Museum's treasures, to walk into the Fellows' Common Room and seeing a brand new hugeous widescreen HDTV set. I suppose that I could make a comment about the Museum's senior staff's criminally whimsical set of priorities, or merely state for the record that my measly god-damned pay check has been late four times this year, but I'll refrain. For the record, the Curator did tell me that it was pretty cheap, as it's stolen merchandise. Above, our maintenance man Gus takes time out from his "busy" schedule to catch a little NASCAR action. I have to admit that it's a hell of a picture.

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14 July - Bastille Day

Characters of the French Revolution
Characters of the French Revolution, gouache, Le Sueur Frères

Here's a tune to commemorate the fall of the Bastille Sainte-Antoine, 1789 - Edith Piaf sings
Ça Ira (streaming MP3); must go see the new Piaf film La Vie en Rose.

Oh, here's another tune I posted for Bastille Day a couple of years ago: Boum, sung by Charles Trenet (streaming Real Audio format) - a very snappy song.

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14 July - Talk to Me Update

The Nicklas 64 1/2 Mustang in 'Talk to Me'

I reported
last August that the excellent '64½ Mustang, owned by Friends of the Museum Brian and Steve Nicklas, was hired for the filming of Talk to Me. The film is now in release, and is receiving good reviews. Curiously, though, the Nicklas Mustang hasn't been mentioned in any of the reviews I've seen. Above, from the movie trailer, the Mustang drives across the Mall down 4th Street NW.

Chiwetel Ejiofor drives the Nicklas Mustang in 'Talk to Me'

Chiwetel Ejiofor as Dewey Hughes, driving the Mustang. I have myself had the honor of driving it, so I think I now have a Kevin Bacon Rating of 3. However, having once appeared as an extra ("Whiskey Rebel - uncredited") in George Washington II: The Forging of a Nation, I already have a KB rating of 3 through both Barry Bostwick and Patty Duke. Not that it matters at all to me; just make sure you spell my name right.

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11 July - From the Collection

'The Voyage of Life' Painting by Adolphus Norbeck

Here's another treasure from the Janus Museum's galleries - The Voyage of Life, by
the great Adolphus Norbeck - oil on canvas, c.1875. It's thought to be a portrait of Julius Wallingford, Junius's younger brother. Julius was the father of the pioneer aviator, Fred Wallingford. Fine painting; but tragically, it needs a thorough and expensive conservation job. Just thought I'd mention it.

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8 July - Recipe Corner

Galbi - Korean Shortribs

I've eyed these here crosscut beef shortribs (AKA L.A. style ribs) at the local Korean market for some time, but held off on trying making a batch of galbi, or galbee, 'til I came across
a likely-looking recipe (via Slashfood). I doubled the amounts for both the tossing liquid and for the marinade. I also added sesame oil, red pepper flakes, and also a couple of shakes of Aleppo pepper. There still wasn't enough marinade for a good slosh, so I added about a half cup of red wine. So how were they? Mighty tasty.

Previous Recipes:

Roast Broccoli
Old Carriage House Choucroute
Cornmeal Dumplings
Macaroni and cheese

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8 July - Wallingford Grove

Wallingford Grove

Here's a recent acquisition - a wood engraving of
Wallingford Grove, Col. John Wallingford's manor house. It's based on a lost painting by Adolphus Norbeck. The house was built in the 1660s as the seat of Wallingford's grant, Wallingford Hundred - now the town and dependencies of modern Washington Grove. The house burned down during the Battle of Derwood (1864), due either to the depredations of Confederate foragers, or the carelessness of the local militia, the Washington Grove Horse Marines, billeted in the mansion at the time. From time to time, the Museum's tragically underfunded archeological survey discovers curious artifacts from the site of the colonel's old manor house.

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8 July - Squirrelly

Disaffected Squirrel

It's a squirrel, I think; don't know why he's so angry. Chased by a cat, a dog? Forgot where he stashed his nuts? Possibly the heat? We're all a bit fractious, nowadays.

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8 July - San Pascual's Cat

Cat Ex Voto

Here's another fine cat-related ex voto from eBay. It tells the inspiring story of a heaven-sent cat:
The kitchen was full with rats and I was afraid of milling in the floor, fearing that they bit me. I prayed to San Pascual asking him to send them Hawai [?] and one night I dreamt with the saint that had a cat in his arms and the next day appeared in the kitchen a cat exactly like the dreamed one and it put an end to all the then it disappeared. I thank San Pascual the miracle.
More ex voto gatos featured here:

Aunt Honorata's Cats
The Perfect Cat Storm
Cat Pi Milagro
Greedy-guts Miracle Cat

And who could forget the Museum's superb octopus ex voto?

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7 July - Video Coverage of the Fourth



We now present for your viewing pleasure video of Washington Grove's Fourth of July observances. First, the raising of the flag with the Muskrat Band playing the anthem, followed by maintenance man Gus firing a salute. Did he actually get the damn thing to fire, or did he have another
humiliating flash in the pan? I know the suspense is agonizing, so here's the spoiler - he blew it, of course. Two flashes in the pan. "But it worked in dress rehearsal", he wailed. I especially like the crowd's mocking laughter.




And now, the colorful town parade, with kids, kazoos, and a duck. Why a duck?




Finally, Washington Grove's own Muskrat Band plays the official Washington Grove song, Washington Grove on the Fourth of July, as residents of Washington Grove sing along. It's traditional, during Washington Grove's Fourth of July celebrations, for Washington Grove on the Fourth of July to be played by Washington Grove's own Muskrat Band - it just wouldn't be a Washington Grove Fourth of July celebration without it.

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6 July - Fletcher Hanks Update

Yew Bee vs. Stardust - Fletcher Hanks

My copy of the collection of Fletcher Hanks comics,
I Shall Destroy All the Civilized Planets, arrived a few days ago, and it's truly amazing. One Super Wizard Stardust story features a bad guy named Yew Bee, the leader of a gang of Fifth Column saboteurs scheming to take over the country. Most of Hanks's villains are grotesques in the Dick Tracy mode, but Yew Bee, shown above, is (for Hanks) fairly normal looking, and even looks unsettlingly like Vice President Richard Cheney. The association made the Hanks story weirdly contemporary for me. Cheney - sorry, I mean Yew Bee - wreaks terrible destruction on the country - normal weaponry and constitutional restraints are useless! Cheney - sorry, Yew Bee - is poised to triumph and plunge the U.S. into a hideous dictatorship... and then Super Wizard Stardust appears:

Yew Bee vs. Stardust - Fletcher Hanks

... and turns Chen... I mean Yew Bee, sorry - into a giant rat! By the way, Super Wizard Stardust is the only superhero I know of who's so secure in his masculinity that he can wear polka dots. And they look good on him!

Buy your own thrilling copy of I Shall Destroy All the Civilized Planets here, and the commission aids the Janus Museum in our own humble crime-stopper activities.

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6 July - Cat Report

Kitten Juliet

I'm a little late with this, but am very pleased to report that Tsarina Lisa
reports the arrival of the very charming Kitten Juliet, who is getting along famously with Cat Ptolemy and Dog Luke.

Porter and Buddha Minor

Neighbors Porter and Buddha Minor take the air before the Fourth of July festivities on Wednesday. Back in June, Martha Norbeck-Wallingford (our director of Planned Giving) and I looked after B.M. and sister Milkshake for a weekend, and we were treated to an exciting session of All-In Kitten Wrestling:



... And last evening, Leroy and Natasha were in a meditative mood in the Historic Circle, after their generous rations of minced turkey:

Cat Leroy in the Circle, Washington Grove
Cat Leroy

Cat Natasha in the Circle, Washington Grove
Cat Natasha

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5 July - Andy's Gang

Midnight the Cat from 'The Andy Devine Show'

Thanks to Keith West for sending me
this Youtube link to an excerpt from an old episode of the '50s kid show Andy's Gang, AKA The Buster Brown Show, starring Andy Devine with Midnight the Cat (shown above playing Flight of the Bumblebee on a cigar box fiddle). The episode also features an Animals Aloft sequence - Squeeky the mouse, in his dandy little monoplane, strafing Andy and Midnight! Andy's weekly command to Froggy the Gremlin, "Pluck your magic twanger, Froggy!", still resonates with aging boomers - when I forget my own name, I'll probably still be able to quaver it out - will probably have it on my tombstone.

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5 July - Holiday Snaps

Mayor John Compton Leads the Parade

We had good weather for our celebrations yesterday - not too hot or humid; a bit of rain, but too late to interfere with the parade, and too early to disrupt the fireworks. Above, His Honor the mayor, John Compton, leads the parade on the town tractor, a traditional feature of Grovian Independence Day parades.

Parade Participants

A Power Ranger (I think) and a witch. Don't other towns do costumes on the 4th of July?

Fourth of July Ferret

A boy and his ferret.

A Pickelhaubean Fourth

Our maintenance man Gus turned out with the Museum's musket and the Museum's
Prussian pickelhaube for his annual attempt at a feu de joie. In past years, he's blown it big-time with a humiliating series of flashes in the pan and outright misfires. This year, he was quietly optimistic after extensive (for him) refurbishment of the musket. So - how'd he do? You'll have to wait for the exciting video, which will be posted later. I have real work to do here, you know.

Fourth of July Celebration in Gold Hill, Colorado

Elsewhere on the 4th, old Friend of the Museum Bob Lyon marched in the annual Gold Hill, Colorado parade. That's him on the right. From the left, daughters Gena in the liberty cap and
Elizabeth with the flag. Next to Bob is another old pal, Keith West, a noted Beggar's Opera scholar and the author of the excellent Book of the Fair, 1700-1825.

Seeing Gena in her cap reminds me that I always wanted a liberty cap with "LIBRIUM OR METH" embroidered on it.

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4 July - More Wildlife Sightings

Black Bear at the Taylor Llama Station

Friend of the Museum Mark Taylor photographed this black zombie bear at the old footbridge at
the Taylor Llamasary, Luray, Virginia. Mark reports much orgling and spitting from the llamas. And farther down south in Tappahominy County, Hank Burchard was menaced by a bear at Pecker Wood, his ancestral seat:
At 8:45 this evening a bear ambled into my front yard. I was alerted by my cats, which hurled themselves against the screen door in panic. The bear was a biggy, perhaps halfway between the 235-pounder I recently shot and the 600-pounder that bedeviled Indian Creek Valley last fall.

The bear was about 50 feet away, headed toward my door. When I yelled at him he stopped, swiveled his head about for a few seconds, then ambled off. He was not shittin and gittin the way a normal wild bear does when it encounters a noisy human...
The bear finally left after giving Hank the current issue of Watchtower.

Meanwhile, voting continues over the vexing Fox/Coyote question, with Fox well in the lead over Coyote. Tsarina Lisa Grossman says:
Looks mighty like a fox to me. They do NOT always carry their brushes high (a google image search will net you a remarkable number of low-brushed red foxes), and I ain't never heard of no coyote having no bright white tail-tip like that. As for the spindly gams - seems to me they're pretty much in keeping with his scrawny body, in fact he don't look any too healthy overall. Somebody oughta give him a nice square meal. Or not.
And from Richard Thompson:
I'm no expert, but I say fox; I saw one a few blocks from my house recently running around someone's front yard. He was sharp eared and bushy tailed and a bright red orange. He saw me and we regarded each other unmoving for about 30 seconds, then he went back to gamboling.

So I'm no expert, and don't quote me, but I say fox. And, though I didn't see it, there are reports of a dead coyote found about four streets north of here.

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2 July - Bold Reynard?

Red Fox or Maybe a Coyote

Spotted crossing
Railroad Street around 7 AM, and failing to look both ways before he crossed, was this handsome red fox. Or is he a coyote? Opinions are mixed - Friend of the Museum Ann Briggs says fox:
Definitely a fox: note the white tip on the tail, the long nose. These little guys only weigh about 17 pounds, but with their wonderful coats... they often look more imposing. Coyotes, while graceful, are somewhat sturdier and don't have the near-sighted squint that fox eyes often seem to suggest (even though they are very sharp of vision!).
F.O.M. Hank Burchard says coyote:
A coyote, Sir, albeit a mighty rangy and skinny one. The long legs you noted are diagnostic, as is the clamped-down tail. Foxes carry their brushes high. An astonishing shot, given the coyote's normal shyness. I think some of your neighbors have been leaving pet food (or their pets, which amounts to the same thing) outside. Have you counted your cats today?
The cats are present and correct - they have plenty of trees they can climb to safety. But I'll get them l'il pet-size tasers, just in case

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1 July - Cat Chat

In the wake of
the widely reported news story of the discovery of the origin of the domestic cat (Felis domesticus), our friend Hank Burchard, the Squire of Pecker Wood far down in Tappahominy County, Virginia, sent this transcript of a conversation he had with Miss Mocha:
"Science has discovered where you came from," I said to Miss Mocha, who was curled at her ease in the chair upon which I had intended to sit. "Would you like to hear about it?"

"I am the cat who walks by herself," she yawned, displaying her formidable fangs. "All places are alike to me."

"Oh, so you're a fan of Kipling?" Her eyes grew fierce. "Sir," she snapped, "I'll have you know I have never kippled in my life!"

"Sorry. Let it drop. I just thought you'd like to know you share the bloodline of lions and tigers."

"I knew that."

"Of course," I said. "Let it go."

There was a silence.

"We were worshipped in Egypt, you know."

"Yes," I said. "Cat mummies all over everwhere."

"Standards have fallen since then." She licked a paw reflectively. "Humans now talk about 'Not having room to swing a cat' and other vulgar expressions. You are a gross species."

"Well, I've tried to be good to you."

"Oh indeed," she said. "You drink wine and eat venison. I get water and Purina Cat Chow. How very, very kind of you."

"The vet says that's the way to keep you healthy."

"That's rather risible, coming from someone with your lifestyle."

"Well, let it go. I just thought you'd be interested."

There was a silence.

"Lions and tigers?" she said.

"Yes. According to the July Scientific American, all 37 living species of cats are descended from 'a pantherlike predator that lived in Southeast Asia 10.8 million years ago. One of them mothers weighed upwards of a thousand pounds."

"You will have noticed," she said, licking her chops, "that I am more than a little pantherlike."

"That's what the scientists say," I agreed, reading aloud: "Under the skin, one cat species appears pretty similar to another. They look like big cats, midsize cats and small cats.... They are also extremely skillful predators and quickly explore new regions as opportunities arise, so it is not surprising that they can move into unexploited areas successfully."

Miss Mocha examined me speculatively, then shrugged. "How'd we get here, exactly?"

"Well, it says you guys evolved in Asia, crossed the Bering land bridge into North America, then crossed back to the Middle East. Your line hooked up with humans in Mesopotamia, feasting on the mice that bedeviled the grain bins of the early agriculturalists. Since then you've gone wherever we have, and now there are something like 600 million domestic cats here, there and everwhere."

"What about the lions and tigers?"

"Well, according to DNA and fossily analysis, they split off from your protopanther about 6.4 million years ago, and the line came on down through baycats, caracals, ocelots, lynxes, pumas, leopards and whatever until about 3.4 million years ago, when you guys differentiated into wildcats, sand cats black-footed cats and jungle cats."

"So, of course, we are the most highly evolved."

"Yes. And also, it is noted, you're the only cat species that's not threatened with extinction."

"Of course," she purred. "Now, if you'll excuse me, I need my beauty nap."

Hank also reports that his strawberry patch is being ravaged by a predator. The usual suspects, the fence lizards, are blameless, as the berries are consumed in a manner unlike their usual dainty modus. The thefts occur during the day, which exonerates the local mice. The culprit is Miss Mocha's brother, Java Jack. Since when do cats like strawberries? It must be a fraise he's going through.

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1 July - The Art of Fletcher Hanks

A Drifting Head by Fletcher Hanks

I'm not what one would call a huge comic book fanboy, but when
I came across this sublime image of a floating disembodied head begging for mercy, I knew I had to order a copy of I Shall Destroy All the Civilized Planets: the Comics of Fletcher Hanks. Hanks had a short career at the dawn of the "golden age" of the comic book - he wrote and illustrated fifteen exceptionally weird stories between 1939 and 1942, including The Super Wizard Stardust, the superhero with the very tiny head; Tabu: Wizard of the Jungle, and the lovely Fantomah: Mystery Woman of the Jungle. I can't wait for the book to arrive so I can read it after bedtime under the blankets with a flashlight. Via Boing Boing.

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1 July - Roadable Cubism

A Cubist 2CV

Inspired by Picasso's
Portrait of Dora Maar, Andy Saunders converted his Citroen 2CV into a Cubist masterpiece. According to this article in the Daily Mail:
"It hasn't lost any of its speed - it can still reach 65mph. Eventually I hope to sell it and maybe it will be bought by the Tate Gallery or the Pompidou Centre in Paris.

"It's hard to put a value on it now, but as it's a work of art I reckon it might sell for about a million pounds.

"However, if museums or art collectors won't buy it, I think I might have to stick it in Auto Trader."

Via Neatorama.

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1 July - Warlike Preparations

A Flash in the Pan

Our maintenance man Gus Norbeck worked over the Museum's flintlock musket in preparation for his traditional attempt at a feu de joie during the town's Fourth of July observances. As shown above, he was able to achieve a respectable test flash in the pan (he didn't load a charge for the test because of last year's threat by a neighbor to call the cops when he let off a very loud bang). Here's the exciting video:



Very nice; he singed his eyebrows. But despite
his impressive test firings, Gus has a habit of letting down the old side during the actual salute - check out previous years' humiliating attempts. I'll report back on this year's probable humiliation on Wednesday.

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