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February 2011 Archive



20 February - Catwalks Now in Thrilling 3D



Very pleased to announce that
the Janus Museum Video Unit has now equipped its Catcam with a 3D camera, so catwalk video coverage is now available in stunning 3D - red/blue glasses are required.

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20 February - Morituri

Natasha and Leroy's Duel

Really, I blame myself - never should've allowed the cats to stay up and watch
Spartacus: Gods of the Arena - way too violent for impressionable minds. So it's my fault that the Circle now resembles a Roman arena as Natasha and Leroy play at hoplomachus and murmillo. Above, Leroy feints as Natasha watches for an opening. And then...


Cat Gladiatorial Combat

... Hideous carnage ensues as the blood-thirsty crowd roars. But soon...


Leroy Begs for Mercy

... Poor Leroy is cut down. He raises his paw in a plea for mercy - the missio. Was it paws up, or paws down for the defeated? We'll have to wait for next week's episode. Vae victis!

Of course, it's not the first time that hideous cat carnage has occurred in the Circle.

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20 February - Great Falls: Awfully Sublime

Great Falls of the Potomac from the Maryland Side

Mrs. Trollope, who had few nice things to say about America, was quite impressed - even awed - by the Great Falls of the Potomac:
To call this scene beautiful would be a strange abuse of terms, for it is altogether composed of sights and sounds of terror. The falls of the Potomac are awfully sublime: the dark deep gulf which yawns before you, the foaming, roaring cataract, the eddying whirlpool, and the giddy precipice, all seem to threaten life and to appal the senses. Yet it was a great delight to sit upon a high and jutting crag and look and listen...
From Domestic Manners of the Americans, 1832. Read the entire passage
here, or download the book here.

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19 February - Your Annual Crocus Sighting Report

Natasha and the First Crocus

Recent warm weather has melted the last of the snowdrifts and brought out the first crocuses, a sure harbinger of Spring. By the way, saffron produced from Janus Museum gardens crocuses is much sought after by discerning gourmets. Sorry, this year's crop is already spoken for.


Previous First Crocus Sightings:

2010 - March 5
2009 - February 22
2008 - February 24
2007 - March 3
2006 - February 5
2005 - February 12
2004 - February 29
2003 - March 14


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19 February - Sasha

Cat Sasha

I'm very sorry to report the passing last Tuesday of Cat Sasha, true friend to Grahame, an old Friend of the Museum. Sasha was 16, and leaves, besides Grahame, his devoted partner Radka. I never actually got to meet Sasha, but I miss him.

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15 February - Miracle of the Abandoned Kittens

Ex Voto of the Old Cat by Salazar

This is the nicest cat-related ex voto - a token of thanks for a miraculous intervention - that I've seen pop up
on eBay for ever so long. Here's the translation of the inscription as provided by the seller:
My cat and I were aging and we had become quite apathetic, we spent the hours doing almost nothing, I knitting endless and useless scarfs and him sleeping in his cushion. One day I rescued three kittens that somebody had abandoned in the street and took them to our home, at the begginning my cat received them with bad humor but little by little those three small lives have returned us the happiness and my old cat now even plays with them and for me it's world of amusement seeing them run,jump and play, I thanks to San Francisco for my new friends.
Just look at the jaded, world-weary expression on the elderly cat. This is a work of art of the highest caliber; the artist is the great maestro of the ex voto, Selva Prieto Salazar.


Previous Cat-Related Ex Votos:

Cats Rescued From Giant Venus Fly Traps
Cat Bath Miracle
Cats vs. Red Demons
Merchandise-Hungry Cats
Unmupped Kittens - More Miraculous Trusting Cats
Miracle of the Trusting Cats
Big Blue Cat Miracle
Brave/Ugly Cats Miracles
Miracle of Feline Augmented Literacy
Pretty Hairy Kittens Miracle
Demonic Fear of Kitties
Cat Scratch Fever Miracle
Miracle of the Cat Husband
The Miracle of the Embarrassed Cats
Tragic Love
Canción de los Gatos
San Pascual's Cat
Aunt Honorata's Cats
The Perfect Cat Storm
Cat Pi Milagro
Greedy-guts Miracle Cat

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5 February - A Humor Genre Lost to History



Used to be, it was easy to raise a hearty larf by bringing up
crinolines, those stiffened structures of steel and whalebone designed to support and shape ladies' dresses. Above, from the Janus Museum's superb collections, an anonymous stereoview entitled "Crinoline Difficulties", c.1856 - see, the woman on the right has been tripped up by the lady's crinoline - notice the peeler* in the background, studiously ignoring the incident. Crinolines were always a reliable subject for cartoons - Punch and Harpers doted on 'em. But I suppose I'm dating myself by still thinking them funny. I think we have a few more hilarious crinoline photographs - will have to dig them out.

UPDATE - Friend and stereograph historian Russell Norton has passed on some information on the image - It's by Michael Burr, circa 1863. Rusty thinks our copy is a pirated version. Many thanks, Rusty.

*London constables wore the top hat until its replacement in 1863 by the Custodian Helmet.


Previous Examinations of Humor Concepts Past:

Very Short and Very Tall German Soldiers
Making Bunny (or Devil) Fingers
The Cherubs Pose

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5 February - Stereoviews for Cats

Cat Max Viewing a Stereoview

Cat Max has become quite fond of looking at stereoviews. Besides images of squirrels, he enjoys viewing
stereo pork pictures.

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