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April 2011 Archive



30 April - Rumba

'Rumba' with Fiona Gordon and Dominique Abel

There's a perfectly good reason why Fiona (Fiona Gordon) listens with sweet unconcern to the strummings of Dom (Dominique Abel) as her foot merrily burns, but you'll have to watch
Rumba (2008) to find out why. You should watch it anyway, 'cos it's funny, sweet and sad all at once; admirers of the films of Jacques Tati should especially enjoy it - Fiona Gordon, angular and graceful like a balletic heron, must have absorbed M. Hulot's DNA through some sort of cine-genetic operation. And watch their earlier film L'Iceberg, too - both are available through Netflix.

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29 April - Royal Wedding

Maxine in formal attire for the royal wedding

Poor Maxine got up very early this morning to watch the wedding, and is now totally exhausted.

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24 April - Cat/Daff, the Documentary (In 3D)



The Museum's
Video Unit asks me to post their latest production, Cat/Daff Season, 2011. It's in 3D, so you'll need to put on your red/blue glasses. Very gripping plot; nice soundtrack.

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15 April - How High the Stereoscopic Moon

Moonrise over the Historic Cottage

Last evening, during the closing Cat/Daff ceremonies, I happened to glance up and saw the waxing gibbous Moon in close conjunction with the pinnacle of
the Historic Cottage - a fine sight, even if the pinnacle obviously needs a lick of paint. This is our first Lunar observation since we tried out the old Galileoscope last June.

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15 April - Après les Daffs

Cat Leroy Among the Daffs

So another Cat/Daff season draws to its close; above, the daffs are beginning to show their age as Leroy grabs a little more quality daff meditation time in the Circle. Tragically, I've had a massive cold this week, which limited my own participation in the festivities - the cats were bothered by my hideous racking coughing, and I took part only when the Mucinex was fully kicked in. And now...


Post Cat/Daff Season Letdown

... We have to deal with our massive Post Cat/Daff Season letdown. However, I'm told
the Video Unit is still working on its Cat/Daff Season documentary.



Please enjoy a short slideshow of memorable coverage of the 2011 Cat/Daff Season. There's a selection of 3D shots at the end - get your red/blue glasses ready.

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11 April - Cat Contemplation Continues During Cat/Daff Season

Nutmeg Contemplates the Daffs

There's something about sitting on the Circle's historic marker, situated as it is in the center of a fine concentration of daffs, that seems to induce a state of meditative contemplation - witness Nutmeg's attainment of Satori, above, and Guy Noir's uncharacteristic
blissed-out marker moment below. All the more remarkable, as meanwhile...


Natasha and Leroy Duke it Out in the Circle

... Natasha and Leroy are slugging it out ten feet away, and being damned noisy about it.

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11 April - Christopher Smart

Christopher Smart (1722-1771)
Christopher Smart, via
Wikimedia Commons

Today is the birthday of Christopher Smart, poet laureate to the cats.

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10 April - Recent Ruble Acquisitions

100 Ruble Note, 1910

Thanks to the generosity of old Friend of the Museum
David Neumann, we'll be sitting pretty if the Romanovs ever return to Petrograd* - David has given us a collection of vintage ruble notes, including the superb 100 ruble note from 1910 shown above. That's the Empress Catherine. She also shows up in the watermark...


Watermark, 100 Ruble Note

... In the seemingly blank area on the right of the note.


500 Ruble Note, 1912

And here's a 500 ruble note from 1912, featuring Peter the Great.


5 Ruble Note, 1909

Oh, just one more for now - even the 5 ruble note were handsome affairs. These will join our only other banknote in the collection - our rare Iowa daguerrian banknote.

Many thanks to the Neumanns; this was not the first time they've made a generous contribution to the collections.

* Actually, it's cool if the Romanovs never come back, as far as I'm concerned.

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9 April - Contemplation of Daffs During Cat/Daff Season

Guy Noir in the Daffs

This has been a tragically rainy and cold Cat/Daff season so far, which has limited traditional cat/daff activities and the documentation of same. But Thursday was quite nice, and I got this artistic snap of
Guy Noir as he relaxes on the Circle's historical marker - a favorite spot for the contemplation by cats of the daffs.

Meanwhile, please don your red/blue 3D glasses to contemplate...


Cats Leroy and Guy Noir in 3D

... Leroy as he contemplates Guy Noir contemplating the daffs.

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9 April - Bean Pies from the Scanning Queue

George Muhamad, Bean Pie Baker - Baltimore, 1987

This is Mr. George Muhammad, baker of superb bean pies, on North Avenue in Baltimore, 1987.

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8 April - Fear and Loathing in Cat/Daff Season

Cat Natasha in the Daffs

Say... what's in those daffs, anyway?

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3 April - The Cat in the Moon

Ex Voto - the Cat in the Moon

Aww, I love this one - wish the Museum would buy it, but two ex votos in a week might be pushing it a bit. It's available
here.

Here's the seller's tranlation of the inscription:
I began to dream every night that my cat liked to be go up to the moon and that I had go to look for it for an infinitely long stair. And the worst thing was that I woke up very tired and the legs hurted me as if is by real I had gone up the long long stairway. I thank to the Virgen de San Juan because she illuminated me so that I had he idea of allowing to my cat to sleep in my bed be cause the bed is a place more comfortable that the moon and now me awake together very rested and I no longer have those strange dreams.

Previous Cat-Related Ex Votos:

Miracle of the Worried Hippie
Miracle of the World-Weary Elderly Cat
Cats Rescued From Giant Venus Fly Traps
Cat Bath Miracle
Cats vs. Red Demons
Merchandise-Hungry Cats
Unmupped Kittens - More Miraculous Trusting Cats
Miracle of the Trusting Cats
Big Blue Cat Miracle
Brave/Ugly Cats Miracles
Miracle of Feline Augmented Literacy
Pretty Hairy Kittens Miracle
Demonic Fear of Kitties
Cat Scratch Fever Miracle
Miracle of the Cat Husband
The Miracle of the Embarrassed Cats
Tragic Love
Canción de los Gatos
San Pascual's Cat
Aunt Honorata's Cats
The Perfect Cat Storm
Cat Pi Milagro
Greedy-guts Miracle Cat

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3 April - From the Collections

The Young Equestrians - stereoview by the Kilburn Brothers

And now, a couple of treasures from the Museum's collections that finally got to the front of the scanning queue. Above; The Young Equestrians - a
Kilburn stereoview. Next...


Flash - Carte de Visite by N. Routzahn, Winchester, Virginia

... Flash, Douglas' dog - a carte de visite by Nathaniel Routzahn of Winchester, Virginia. Routzahn is better known as the photographer of the famous "Winchester photograph" of Gen. Thomas J. "Stonewall" Jackson in 1862.

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2 April - New Acquisition - Vade Retro, Smiling Winged Cats

Ex Voto of the Grinning Winged Cats by Selva Prieto Salazar

Very, very pleased to present the Janus Museum's latest acquisition, a superb retablo ex voto by the great master of the contemporary ex voto,
Selva Prieto Salazar. Here is the translation of the inscription, as furnished by the artist:
My husband was an old fashion hippie and he was smoking marijuana the whole day to be inspired and to paint better, but it made him only slower and stupider. One day he began to see flying cats and he though that was funny, but he began to worried when the cats began to smile him and then to talk him, it was then when he stopped to smoke, I thanks to the Virgen because my house no more smells as marijuana and my husband even got a stable job.
Very beautiful, but speaking as a slow and stupid former old fashion hippie myself, I have to state that if flying smiling talking cats started appearing to me, I would embrace the moment. I would embrace it, I say, and use it as a force for creative good - would look pretty cool on the old resumé, I bet. Plus, I don't want to work in a stable.


Previous Cat-Related Ex Votos:

Miracle of the World-Weary Elderly Cat
Cats Rescued From Giant Venus Fly Traps
Cat Bath Miracle
Cats vs. Red Demons
Merchandise-Hungry Cats
Unmupped Kittens - More Miraculous Trusting Cats
Miracle of the Trusting Cats
Big Blue Cat Miracle
Brave/Ugly Cats Miracles
Miracle of Feline Augmented Literacy
Pretty Hairy Kittens Miracle
Demonic Fear of Kitties
Cat Scratch Fever Miracle
Miracle of the Cat Husband
The Miracle of the Embarrassed Cats
Tragic Love
Canción de los Gatos
San Pascual's Cat
Aunt Honorata's Cats
The Perfect Cat Storm
Cat Pi Milagro
Greedy-guts Miracle Cat

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